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kikileeJuly 26 man,woman,frndship我早就想写写男女之间的友情这个话题了，一直没写，现在再写就觉得很是落伍了。
Billy Crystal在《When Harry Met Sally》 里说：sex always tries to get in the way.一个30岁的朋友说：男女之间的友情只存在一下几种情况 1 ur ex 2 ur business partner 3 the gal is ugly 4....... 5........i forgot,lol
今天我闲极无聊问一个23岁酷酷的young professional：你相信男女之间有真正的友情吗？问的时候颇觉得自己像扬德昌电影里的主角，如果你看过扬的电影并且知道我在说什么的话。
他说这个简单，没做以前的都叫友谊，做了以后就没有再做的也叫友谊。
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You know stuff about tanks.
Your bathroom lines are 80 percent shorter.
You can open all your own jars.
When clicking through TV channels, you don't have to stall on every shot of someone crying.
Your arse is never a factor in a job interview.
Guys in hockey masks don't attack you.
You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
You can kill your own food.
The garage is all yours.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.
The National College Cheer leading Championship.
If you're 34 and single, nobody notices.
You can get into a non-trivial pissing contest.
You can be President.
Flowers fix everything.
You never have to worry about other people's feelings.
You get to think about sex 90 percent of your waking hours.
You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid.
The world is your urinal.
You never misconstrue innocuous statements to mean your lover is about to leave you.
You get to jump up and slap stuff.
One mood, all the time.
You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him.
Same work... more pay.
You don't have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment.
With 400 million sperm per shot, you could double the earth's population in 15 tries, at least in theory.
You don't cry off others' desserts.
If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
The remote is yours and yours alone.
People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift.
Bachelor parties beat the shit over bridal showers.
You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.
Someday you'll be a dirty old man.
If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong buddies.
There is always a game on somewhere.
You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because you're not in the mood.
You think the idea of punting a small cat is funny.
If something mechanical doesn't work, you can bash it with a hammer and throw it across the room.
Porn movies are designed with your mind in mind.
Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: 'So... notice anything different?'
Baywatch.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
All your orgasms are real. Men vs. Women: : MEN - PAY ATTENTION : WOMEN - YOU'LL UNDERSTAND PERFECTLY... : : : 1. NAMES : : If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call : each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara. : : If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each : other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy. : : 2. EATING OUT : : When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in $20, : even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller : and none will actually admit they want change back. : : When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. : : 3. MONEY : : A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. : : A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale. : : 4. BATHROOMS : : A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott. : : The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items. : : 5. ARGUMENTS : : A woman has the last word in any argument. : : Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. : : 6. CATS : : Women love cats. : : Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats. : : 7. FUTURE : : A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. : : A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. : : 8. SUCCESS : : A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. : : A successful woman is one who can find such a man. : : 9. MARRIAGE : : A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. : : A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does. : : 10. DRESSING UP : : A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail. : : A man will dress up for weddings and funerals. : : 11. NATURAL : : Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. : : Women somehow deteriorate during the night. : : 12. OFFSPRING : : Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. : : A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house. : : 13. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY : : Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing. : : AND FINALLY... : : A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, jack asses, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws." male chauvinist
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